Miss Keri Baby p*ssy popped for a paycheck yesterday. The third rate singer/no rate dancer performed at the Beats By Dr. Dre & Monster new product line unveiling at the
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So yesterday I was staring at my Twitter timeline when this tweet popped up. And whattaya know… it was video of Beyonce doing a dance called “The Wobble” with some neighborhood kids. At first I was like… “awww that’s soooo cute. I love seeing her like this.” Then I thought “wait a minute, muthaf**ka!”
In my opinion, every move Beyonce makes is calculated. I’d love to think that this is just an innocent little thing but I caaaan’t because everything is just not what it seems with her. That machine has built her up to be some sort of unattainable super megastar diva. Hell, it’s why she doesn’t tweet lol. When Rihanna started tweeting, all of B’s stans wanted her to humble herself & start tweeting too. But it’s not going to happen because then we’ll know who she is and the mystery will be gone. Part of being a mega superstar is the mystery. Yes, you see her all the time but like it was said on 60 minutes, she controls her image. You see what she wants you to see. Any footage of her that’s out there is and was released by her.
But if you think Beyonce isn’t down to earth, well you’re wrong. Because here goes a video, which was reportedly shot damn near 2 weeks ago, that shows Bey “wobbling” (sans Julius the bodyguard) in her stilettos and pounds of hair with some neighborhood locals, who don’t look the least bit gassed to be in her holy presence. They say she and Jay were in West Orange, New Jersey to visit Ms. Carter when all this went down.
Man, I’d love to take this at face value and enjoy it for what it is but I can’t. Seriously, who visits their mother-in-law with stilettos and pound of hair? I thought Beyonce and Sasha Fierce were 2 different people. Wait, I thought Sasha Fierce was dead? Did Beyonce absorb Sasha? LOL. Oh well. Perhaps I’m just an ugly, broke & bitter bitch who hates on Bey because I’m jealous of her money and good looks and all that good stuff. *shrugs* PS. Beyonce’s new single leaks in 2 weeks. Yea, exaaactly.
Raven’s been looking pretty riiiiight lately and I fully attribute it to some weight loss. Okay that and a Body Magic lol. Let’s be real here lol. She’s never been curvy but she does a great job cinching her waist. This highlights her big ass titties and what hips she does have…thus giving off a more curvaceous appearance. I ain’t mad though because I’ve been wishing that she would “grown it up” a little. Would love to see her a bikini though.
She and Tamala Jones (who also looks riiiiight) attended the Children Mending Hearts Pre-Workshop Gala in Vegas over the weekend.
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If this is what a washed up Ashanti looks like, I can only imagine what she’ll look like when she’s on top again. The Grammy award winning, multi-platinum R&B singer had a little one night only affair at Harrah’s Carnival Court in Vegas last night. Is Shany preparing a comeback? F**k yea!
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Some pics of Christina Milian trying to keep it right & mildly tight have surfaced. They were taken last Thursday… days after The-Dream was caught looking directly into the camera while he and his side bitch frolicked. And if you didn’t know, it’s come out that The-Dream filed for divorce 9 days before their kid Violet entered the world. Large mirrors and lots of smoke.
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LOL. I remember several years back when she did Me and Mr. Jones.” They said it was about her and Nasir and how she basically loved dude. Well it looks like she still feels that way because Amy was seen clinging on to Nas like she was holding onto a pipe at Damian Marley’s 32nd birthday party at Kyashii club in London yesterday. Check it out!
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So a Target is opening up in Harlem this week and I don’t give a rat’s ass about it. Wake me up when a Walmart finally comes to town. Yea they get a lot of flack for their low wages and benefits but if they gotta hold back a dollar or two from Maricruz so I can save on a digital camera… then of course, as a consumer, I’m gonna say “f*ck Maricruz & gimme that camera!”
Anyway, they roll’d out the red carpet on Monday and all their compensated stars came out to do some “pre-shopping” & tell us how awesome the store is. Look for pics of Kelly Rowland, Selita Ebanks, Adrienne Bailon & more in the gallery.
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The 28 year old Creole Queen was spotted out in NYC (where it was like 200 degrees) yesterday looking old, unhappy and disheveled. I don’t know if it’s the
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Ahh yes, the good life… something I know nothing about. But this isn’t about me, it’s about Janet. She was seen enjoying her downtime with her wealthy businessman boyfriend Wissam Al Mana yesterday in Sardinia, Italy. I don’t know what he does exactly but I’m sure with a name like that, it’s gotta involve oil.
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After stuffing their faces, the paps caught the Jay-Z and his wife Beyonce coming out of Mr. Chow’s on Tuesday (June 8).
I really like B’s hair this way. It’s so…what’s the word…Creole lol. Sure she can benefit from something new but if she feels like it still has a little bit of life in it….
Also, I’d like to take this opportunity to tell you all that wearing tights and or pantyhose with shorts is NOT okay. Don’t let B make you feel confident enough to go out like that. She’s Beyonce and we’re not. But hey, if you don’t have any problems with looking like an idiot, then disregard this and do you boo!
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Toni Braxton is still over in Europe promoting some
sort of album that I’m not telling you the name of or release date
because nobody padded my Paypal account 
. The 41-year old singer was photographed outside of London’s ITV Studios
yesterday (May 11) with a mild case of hardnippitis. Luckily for her,
hardnippitis is easily cured with either a warm blanket or hardcore sex.
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